Friday 6 January 2006

Togo, the Jackass Penguin

Mmm….. Tastes Like Aqua Chicken

 Last week I heard on the radio that Togo the penguin was stolen from a zoo on the Isle of Wight. This was followed by a plea for his safe return and some listener’s comments. Straight away a man phones up to say that whoever took this baby penguin away from its mother should be shot. SHOT!!! For Christ’s sake that’s a bit fuckin' extreme. To say that someone who stole a penguin should be lined up against a wall and shot. Some people are way too sensitive. Man has been doing this shit for years and no one even gave a shit. It’s not like he was a rapist or murderer.

 "But that doesn’t make it right! That penguin will be without its mother!"

 You hypocritical fuck arse. I never saw you mount a moral crusade when you received that puppy last year. Oh no, that small dog will be without its mother.... same shit, different animal.

Wednesday 4 January 2006

Painfully Accurate (C) 2003 SharpSpanner Studios


Painfully Accurate







Daily Star Describes Painfully Accurate album “SplittingHeirs” as “The Bset Fckuing Aublm In The Wrold” *****

Recently Released Demo’s of Painfully Accurate’s modern interpretation of Rock N Roll.

Recorded at SharpSpanner Studios 2003