A Few things I learned while I was a student

With many boys and girls heading off to uni for the first time, some look to the internet for advice on one of the most important changes in their life so far. This is where the B-Team can help. With these handy tips you will find yourself being the most popular person in the uni since ghandi.

 1) Cleaning the toilet - a student should never have to clean the toilet other than on the day you move out so that you can stand a slim chance to get your deposit back. Usually you won’t get your deposit back, hence the toilet never being cleaned. If by some slim chance the queen comes out to visit to tell you to stop convincing Harry to dress like a Nazi, all unsightly deposits can be removed by directing a stream of urine in the appropriate direction.

Pro-besity…

Food is good. Gentlemen (and the occasional ladies who stray here by mistake), they say that food is the cause of all evil; the trademark of inequality, the killer of the lazy, the tormenter of the hungry and the opium of fat chicks. Well those are all lies... Ok, so all of them are true, but it doesn’t need to be this way. Food may have caused such problems as






 ·        Heart disease,

·        Trench foot,

·        Diabetes,