Wednesday 25 June 2008

The Iron Fist Guide to Seduction...

Ok, I'll be the first to admit it. There is no Iron Fist guide to seduction. I got you all here under false pretences. Below is a small guide to all the different and equally successful pulling techniques I have tried over the years.

Unless you have the natural charisma of Richard Branson or are hung like a barnacle (proportionally), then I am sure you will recognise a few of these...





Monday 23 June 2008

The only survival guide you’ll ever need – Soon to be released!!

 For a long time I have had it requested of me to compile my memories from my vast experience with the female kind.  At long last, 7 minutes of constant nagging by a giant mass of hair with legs known as Raging Horse (Tonto), I have begun work on the only book you will ever need to read.

 Whether you want to boost your confidence or simply want to have copious, care free, sex with a multitude of beautiful women, this book will help you! (Author’s note – ‘If you want to purchase this book with the intention of merely boosting your confidence in various aspects of your life, please replace it on the shelf and return when you have grown a pair of balls).

Chris "The Fixer" Jenkins - The Initiation...