Get Rich Quick… Or die trying schemes

Hello there, Let me take a moment to introduce myself. My name is Craig and recently I retired after becoming a multi billion gazillionaire. You may be surprised to know that I retired for the sole reason of that I had enough money and that I wanted to share my secret so that some other people may experience the lifestyles of your idols such as David Beckham, George Michael and Brittany spears.

So let me give you a basic background to my very successful system. I call it "the chance relocation of displaced assets".

This simple system involves walking around with your neck tilted at a 125 degree angle so that you can survey the linear plane upon which you walk. Once you happen to come across some money lying on the ground all you have to do is bend over and pick it up.

 Yes! It really is that simple

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