Anyway up and onwards.
By false advertising I am of course referring to anything that even when you are sober, can make a whale look like a supermodel and the way in which governments seem to be a multiple choice guess work democracy.
This is Raging Horses plea to all other members to vote him in to power. I promise the homeless problem will no longer be a problem, as all will be offered a free trip to Australia to mark the anniversary of the grand export service we provided them in centuries gone by.
The Aged will no longer be a problem, as all will be expected to take up the offer of a free boat trip to Iran for all their good service to Britain-this applies to all over 75's.