Economic jiu-jitsu

 Iron fist and raging horse had fallen on hard times, their rare line of explosive badger breeding had not proven as profitable as first thought, infact most of the little tikes wondered back into the wild during the height of a heat wave, resulting in the biggest problem since guy Fawkes used the wrong barrels to prop up the bar in the house of Parliament and lit a fat cigar to celebrate.

Fortunately the b team found the ideal educational opportunity, the Lizzy Truss School of Economics, guaranteed to gain maximum benefit for the least effort....perfect and weirdly they insisted on paying gold to the b team to join and accepting coloured beans as payment in return. During their stay, iron fist learnt to buy high and sell low, and how to answer a question without saying anything. Raging Horse learnt the art of never quitting at the same time as quitting, and also how inflation worked......you get a balloon and a pump etc

All in all the b team had a great time, and agreed to buy back their explosive badgers and release them again in the hope that their remaining gold would magically increase in value.

What could possibly go wrong

New from the B-Team Labs - Dr Calzaghe's Brain Training

Turns out all even with all those punches to the head the good Dr Calzaghe is really good at math...

Throwback Friday

When looking at our finely crafted posts, you could be fooled into believing the pictures we create are crafted by the almighty as a gift to mere mortals. So to make you all seem less like the abject failures your parents think you are, here is a rare glimpse behind the production dept at the B-Team with one of Raging Horses drawings which never passed the strict quality control we employ at the B-Team.

Bonus points if you can guess the story this picture belonged to... 

New from the B-Team Labs - Religion

Yep, that there is a picture of Mohammad. Go on, I dare you, suicide bomb the B-Team lab... (He's the one with the red hair right?)

New from the B-Team Labs - Non Alcoholic Beer

Just perfect when you want the amazing taste of cheap beer, want to drink it in vast quantities, but for some reason not get drunk. That's the market we'll aim for...

New from the B-Team Labs - Left Handed Pencils

Straight from the B-Team Labs - An Exciting New Weight Loss Invention

Madonna: more famous than Badgers?

Back in the days during the lofty heights of B-Team success we played around with the idea of a newsletter format. While we never spammed the wider community with it, we also never published it. So here it is, straight from 2007!

When not recording hit singles, starring in movies, that if god existed he would send straight to video, penning racy sex manuals, and roaming foreign lands abducting small children to whisk back to the UK to devour in the kingdom of horrors, badgers like to relax by drinking bitter in their local pub and brewing premium strength lager in their basement. Madonna on the other hand, has been seen scavenging round bins for left over takeaway and foraging in freshly ploughed fields looking for tasty worms and roots. Not wanting to turn this fine publication into a celebrity gossip column I’m going to get to the real news...

The Selfish Landlord and some Money Making Schemes...

The Bteam were this month told by their landlord that they were no longer allowed to pay their rent with old copies of razzle and homemade pillows made of badger and gorilla hair. This left our fearsome Bteamers with a doozie of a problem: They had to finally try and earn some real money!!! Ahhhhhh

Fortunately the Bteam would like to report that their rare golden Badger cedric has reached his 13th birthday, making him exactly 347 years old in human years according to B team boffins.
The Bteam have therefore decided to attempt to sell cedric as a miracle of medical science.

Back with a Bang!

(Well really an explosion, due to the sexual connotations of the word 'Bang'. The B-team lawyers are looking into it...) 

Just when you think the world couldn't get any crazier, the B-Team, slightly greyer and a whole lot lazier come roaring back to the fore complete with all their worldly possessions and the remains or Sher Lindlers factory picked up at auction upon its inevitable closure following the exploding fish shaped dildo crisis.