The Selfish Landlord and some Money Making Schemes...

The Bteam were this month told by their landlord that they were no longer allowed to pay their rent with old copies of razzle and homemade pillows made of badger and gorilla hair. This left our fearsome Bteamers with a doozie of a problem: They had to finally try and earn some real money!!! Ahhhhhh

Fortunately the Bteam would like to report that their rare golden Badger cedric has reached his 13th birthday, making him exactly 347 years old in human years according to B team boffins.
The Bteam have therefore decided to attempt to sell cedric as a miracle of medical science.



Iron Fist was the first to try this, unfortunately in looking up miracle anti ageing on google Iron Fist mistakenly put forward Cedric for a L’Oreal advert.

After ten hours of the L’Oreal voice over saying "Because you’re worth It" and Iron Fist getting confused in the deal replying "How Much" to every take of the advertising video shoot, they were thrown out on their ear and told in no uncertain terms that Cedric had fallen somewhat short of the requirements of L’Oreal. They were given the advise that maybe a anti ageing hair dye advert may be more appropriate.

Raging Horse was the next Bteamer to try and profit from old cedric to furnish the Bteam coffers, unfortunately raging horse also got confused in trying to make a quick buck and found cash for gold to not be forthcoming with joy in his evaluation of weight of golden badger to gold ratio. They also did not appreciate raging horse trying on every piece of jewellery and making endless mr T impersonations. In the end they paid raging horse £1 to get out.

Then the B Team hit a piece of luck, the Bteam headquarters received a letter from a long lost relative who apparently was related to Bteamer Iron Fist and used to live in Tanzania, before his untimely death. As luck would have it all his other close relatives had died in various other hideous circumstances and the letter stated that despite being inherently Scottish and having no distinguishable African features, that he was the final relative in line for the fortune.

All the Bteam now have to do is provide the African lawyers with their sort code, account number, d.o.b, address, favourite meal and breast size and pay the Lawyer fees to enable the fortune to be released.

The Bteam are now seeking investment in this golden opportunity and would request that anyone with money comes forward!

Watch this space Bteamers