Back with a Bang!

(Well really an explosion, due to the sexual connotations of the word 'Bang'. The B-team lawyers are looking into it...) 

Just when you think the world couldn't get any crazier, the B-Team, slightly greyer and a whole lot lazier come roaring back to the fore complete with all their worldly possessions and the remains or Sher Lindlers factory picked up at auction upon its inevitable closure following the exploding fish shaped dildo crisis.


 A sound idea an idle passer by stated, until they realise that the Bteam rather than pick up useful machinery in the form of plastic rendering moulder and the like, had in fact purchased on Iron fists recommendation, a large baboon with a bright purple and red arse who does a good impression of Cheryl Cole and a midget polish copy typist named Barry. Both came in at an outstandably reasonable £52,99 and were put to work earning money and building a new B Team headquarters in a quiet village just outside Derbyshire (on recommendation of Bteam member Raging Horse who was insistent that he wished to take note of the phrase keep you friends close but your enemies closer).
Once our faithful baboon had collected enough copper coinage to line the roof of the new Bteam hut and Barry had managed to lay them all with the help of Cyril the Badger, the Bteam were set to go.

Sher Lindler kindly donated his Van to transport supplies without drawing undue attention.

The B Team are ready to Roll!!