For this mission the B-Team would have to be prepared for all eventualities so therefore packed 32 cans of beans, full artic camouflage clothes and 1 holy bible just in case nature called.
Upon arriving in Kuala Lumpur the b-team discarded the bible (as the Koran was made with far better quality paper) and set off on their journey to find the magical golden badger. After 13 days trying to capture the golden badger using traps filled with mashed potato the B-team decided to dress up as badgers using bin liners and white paint in an attempt to blend in with the "locals". Unfortunately raging horse got into character entirely too much and had to be let out of the traps by iron fist who was also looking for mashed potato.
Their next attempt was to use their extensive knowledge of badger calling, and loudspeaker construction to entice the badger out using the patented "badger seduction call" pioneered in B-Team labs. Unfortunately this only resulted in attracting randy and ferocious male badgers which due to poor daytime vision took a bit of a fancy to our two heroes dressed in full badger camouflage who then chased raging horse and iron fist down the mountain and back to base camp, where they discovered that the magical golden badger had been staying with B-team badger Cedric in one of the tents the whole time… and is now expecting a litter!!
Upon seeing this, the B-Team badger Cedric did the decent thing all men do when presented with this situation; which was leave as fast as possible without giving her a forwarding address. Hooray, another B-team member with a litter of illegitimate children.
Well Done Cedric you cheeky scamp.
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